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a stupid person who no one likes and really likes school (ger-ook)
you are such a greuk all you think about is school!
greuk by KiraLouise May 23, 2008
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Austrian slang for a person who is engaged in several senseless activities including laser-tag,beerpong,paintball and all videogames imaginable.

Moreover, it is typical of a standard greutter to frequently consume vast amounts of alcohol - mainly rum+coke -.

He's kind of cool actually.
A: Did you see that drunk guy over there peeing on that girls' bike, which he just crashed?

B: OMG, wtf! Srsly, he is like the coolest guy I have eeeever seen.

C: Calm down, it's Greutter.

A: Arrr, right....classic!
Greutter by Knifey-Spoony May 11, 2010
A pathetic/gaunt sandwich/reuben.

A "reuben" with extra lean meat, no cheese, no sauce, and in its most extreme, without bread (sometimes with lettuce on both sides), or just protein.
Yo bro, that sandwich your mom made you for lunch today was pathetic, a true greuben. Did it come with that bottle of Voss?
greuben by Sans Sam September 3, 2016

Greunewald Math 

Any type of math with problems done in wrong processes, but always ending up with correct answers. My cousin made it up during Algebra 1.
Bryan - Um, you just add that then subtract that, and uh, yeah...
Mr. Ott - Oh, come on, Greuny! This isn't Greunewald Math!
Greunewald Math by Vizzent October 13, 2006
Super hot Greuel
Greuel by Boooop223 October 1, 2016

Greulich 

Rumors are people with this surname are literally the best in everything. Everybody loves a Greulich with no exception, but unfortunately it happens to be that Greulich's are very fast addicted to anything. Nonetheless they are an prime example for peak evolution. Legens say that god himself is a Greulich.
Wow this guy is literally a god, he must habe the surname Greulich!
Greulich by SAP_pro420 November 22, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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