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Austrian slang for a person who is engaged in several senseless activities including laser-tag,beerpong,paintball and all videogames imaginable.

Moreover, it is typical of a standard greutter to frequently consume vast amounts of alcohol - mainly rum+coke -.

He's kind of cool actually.
A: Did you see that drunk guy over there peeing on that girls' bike, which he just crashed?

B: OMG, wtf! Srsly, he is like the coolest guy I have eeeever seen.

C: Calm down, it's Greutter.

A: Arrr, right....classic!
Greutter by Knifey-Spoony May 11, 2010
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1. verb - to grumble and mutter simultaneously.

2. verb - to incomprehensibly express displeasure vocally.

"Dang kids and their stupid cell phones", the unhappy codger gruttered.

The vocal expression which is gruttered is called a "grutterance".
grutter by G-Force April 19, 2006
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Canadian way of asking for a coffee with 9 creams and 9 sugars. Named after the famous and glorious hockey player Wayne Gretzky #99
Hey bud, wanna rip down to timmies and grab a gretter?!
gretter by Jesse James Rooney December 11, 2018

Grutter Paw 

A child that has the personality of a gremlin or little hands that could be the hands of a gremlin.
June is a total grutter paw! Don't be such a Grutter Paw!
A coffee from Tim Hortons with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky.
Me in the Tim Hortons drive through: Hey can I get a large Gretter?"
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
Gretter by Chip Diamond December 14, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026