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Grendeling 

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.
Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.
Grendeling by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009

grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel
That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing
grundeller by PSK480 December 15, 2008
grenell (v). To be so internally conflicted that you work tirelessly in support of others who oppose your own best interests.

This verb is named in recognition of Richard Grenell, 2006 recipient of the Roy Cohn Award. Grenell is openly gay while simultaneously being anti-gay (search for articles on "Raw Story" and "Blogactive" for more details; Grenell also has an entry on Wikipedia). Grenell is lately gaining notoriety on Twitter for his relentless bashing of current Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice. In keeping with this pathological misogyny, Grenell also appears to oppose women's use of contraceptives and is essentially serving as a voluntary, de facto spokesman for Vatican interests (but is notably silent on the issue of pedophile priests).
My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell for our local Republican Party every weekend. We really appreciate their opposition to gay marriage. I like to tweet and make calls to voters telling them of the dangers of gay marriage, and my boyfriend makes posters. We consider ourselves to be married.

My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell every Republican in this upcoming election, because they'll make sure gay people will never have the right to marry. We consider ourselves to be married.

I'll never be able to conceive a child, but I'm going to grenell like hell so women are prevented from access to contraceptives through their health insurance.
grenell by J. Fred Smug March 24, 2012

Grendel Grenade

Grenade comes from the show jersey shore meaning and ugly girl. Putting grendel infront of it basically means a girl that is hideous.
1. Look at that Grendel Grenade
2. Mason is a grendel grenade.
Grendel Grenade by William A Rees January 23, 2011
A large beast from the epic poem Beowolf. Hates music, light, and having its arm chopped off.
Grendel terrorized an entire fortress until the hero Beowolf slew it.
grendel by Suerte April 6, 2005

Grindelwald 

Albus Dumbledore's gay lover.
"They (Dumbledore and Grindelwald) got on like a cauldron on fire" -Bathilda Bagshot
Grindelwald by pwnflakes October 4, 2008