Grendel

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

Grendel

An antagonist from the epic poem Beowulf, recently rendered in movie-form as a somehow sympathetic foil character resembling, as quoted on IMDB by some guy; "A decomposing, half-reptilian Joseph Merrick on crack". He has awful neighbours, a bad case of swimmer's ear, speaks in bastardized Old English, and suffers a fatal dismembering by some naked drunken man nobody was paying attention to. Easily the only thought-provoking character in that entire film, if you weren't busy being hypnotized by Angelina's nippleless mind destroyers.

"Guess Grendel doesn't care for miss Menzel's singing, poor ol' cad."

by Some undead guy December 28, 2007

Grendel

A female of a most certain significant level of haggardness; a female who possesses high levels of cellulite and rolls while containing more than one chin; a beat chick.

When Nick sobered up, he realized that he had fucked a Grendel.

by megahoner69 December 9, 2009

Grendel

A white chick who loves to get ass-to-mouth from a black dude. Think ATM for a Mudshark. Can also be used as a verb.

Yo that bitch is a total Grendel.

or

Damn, I am totally gonna grendel that blond over there.

by provisio October 25, 2009

Grendel

1. A giant beast that lives in a lake with his mother in the epic poem Beowulf 2. A giant beast that lives in the pants of a male human (if you catch my drift)

Go suck on a grendel!
Dude, he has a nine inch grendel.

by Doug Hurlburt October 6, 2005

Grendel

Slang term for The Green Door medical cannabis dispensary.

Joe: Im going to go to Grendel & get me sum ah dat platinum og kush

Jim: Whats Grendel guy?

Joe: Shut up faggot!

by Ronaldoe November 13, 2011

Grendeling

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.

Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.

by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009