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Greg Bates 

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.
I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know
Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018
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Greg Capullo 

Cap•u•llo | noun
Capullo, Gregory (1962-present), Greatest artist to ever live.
Best artist to ever draw Marvel Comics titles such as 'X-Force' and the lesser known title 'Quasar'. Helped Image Comics Co-Founder Todd McFarlane further popularize his title character 'Spawn', giving him his signature look; thus making Capullo the Best artist who ever drew Spawn. After years out of the field Capullo came back with a BOOM, first doing layouts, then pencilling Image Comics new character 'Haunt' and showing the industry who was still boss. After a short but great run on Haunt, Capullo has moved to DC comics relaunched 'Batman' title, giving the character new life and making Batman the BEST of DC's 52 new relaunched titles. In shorter terms, Greg Capullo is the most Bad-Ass Mother F***er Alive!
I never liked DC comics much, then I found out GREG CAPULLO was the artist on DC comics Batman! Now I buy Batman EVERY month!
Greg Capullo by TheVinz92 January 10, 2012

Greg paul 

A dumb-ass pedophile who gave father hood to two retards
Greg paul by NERF THIS December 3, 2018

Greggoing 

Greggoing eg. The Greggo
A sexual pose in which a pe teacher stands head on to the audience with one leg elevated above the knee as he rocks back and fourth to simulate a stretch while addressing an audience
I can greggoing like a pro

This will aplease the greggo

Watch yourself looking like that. Greggo will get you

Kermit1234
Greggoing by Kermit1234 July 13, 2016

Greg Norman 

Australian entrepreneur and retired professional golfer, known as the Great White Shark. Since November 2020, better known for taking his doNg for a walk on a Florida beach, wearing shorts with Budgie Smuggler properties.

Choked at the 1996 Masters, unbothered, now has a shitload of businesses and inspires penis envy and respect.
"Greg Norman instagrammed his beach outfit again”
“That’s not a knife”
Greg Norman by Gary The Squirrel TM December 17, 2020
Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.
I am truely Greg.
You are Greg.
We are all Greg.
Greg for life.
Greg by iamalsogreg August 2, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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