greezed

the act of being played or taken advantage of.

someone: "john said that he thinks your fat!"
john: "wow nigga, why you gotta greeze me."

"That dude just greezed me of my money!"

someone: "hey take everything out of jake's bag"

jake: "why you guys greezin me?"

by xkrnxballarx March 25, 2009

Greezed

Fucked
Sexxed
Sexual intercourse

I greezed that nuff times.

by PriincessOutdere August 7, 2008

Draymond Greened

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.

by Heysloth June 20, 2016

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

greened out

becoming so high that you puke. some people even turn green.

Dude, I totally greened out at Kaylee's place last week.

by lilith fair July 31, 2006

greered

To get so intoxicated one cannot function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

ex: Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

ex2: I got so Greered last night i somehow woke up to the cops on someones back pourch that i didnt know, without a clue as to where i was....

by Lake Travis December 31, 2007

Tom Greened

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015