Definitions by Soffz84
2D People
People who are shallow and lack depth to their thinking process. They're often very impressionable, and ironically, very opinionated on subjects they do not have a comprehensive understanding on. They're also very loud. In other words, they have no dimension to their personality and rationale.
Sorry brah, that's enough Instagram for me today. There's that same ol' wave from dem 2D People again. Too many posts of some basic bitch staring into the sunset with some surface level quote.
Zen as fuck
When you reach a heightened level of passive-aggressiveness with your inner-self, and that you can confidently come to terms with what you want and do not want to give a flying fuck about.
It's been a good 4 months since I've been on my own and I've gotten so self-reliant, that I'm zen as fuck. I wouldn't even blink if I was asked to attend a dinner party now. I'm secure enough to even go on a date.
Zen as fuck by Soffz84 November 19, 2017
Geezed in my pants
When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017