Geezed
Drunk as shit.
Geezed by Diesel*Stroker September 29, 2008
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Geezed in my pants
When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017
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Geezed • Geezed in my pants • geezed up • Geeze Disease • geeze doumani • geeked • Geezer • geeked up • geeze • geeked out
geezed up
geezed up by rooster34135 January 28, 2014
Geezer's-board
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
Freezer Geezers UTD
Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021
Geezerati
Geezerati by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
geezerette
geezerette by No.37 January 21, 2009
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