Definitions by Mikehuntisbeautiful

DXM 

In other words, Dextromethorphan. It is the best drug ever created.

Mike: "Dude, let's go trip on some DXM!"
Chad: "Fuck yeah!"

DXM by Mikehuntisbeautiful April 3, 2015

Tom Greened 

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

Tom Greened by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015

Been Guanpedo

A fat Mexican guy whom is lazy and makes promises that he never keeps.

Ryan:
"Hey, did Austin ever give you the ten dollars that he owes you?"

Bradley:
"No. You can't trust that guy. He's a total Been Guanpedo."

Been Guanpedo by Mikehuntisbeautiful November 15, 2014