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sexbed
sexbed by Camishex&A.sin April 16, 2010
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sexxed • Sexpedition • Sexed Out • sexed up • sexed in • sexied off • Sexpedite • Sexed Crazy • Sexederlust • Sexed Face
Sexpeditiously
1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.
2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.
Sexpeditiously by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011
sexed up
sexed up by D.L. Stevenson August 3, 2006
Sexed out
To engage in constant intercourse, to the point where you aren't in the mood for quite amount of time.
Sexed out by Jalapeno Flavor September 7, 2010
sexeditcrapitus
To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people
i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)
i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)
Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}
Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.
Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.
sexeditcrapitus by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006
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