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A person who finds a sofa at the sesh and doesn't move for 3 days except to take more drugs
Ha you're such a greezer. Get off the sofa ffs
Greezer by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019
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Someone who bums everything off you, never pays, always gets stuff for free (1990's Brandeis University term)
Mahoney, did you not pay again? You're such a greezer.
Greezer by Realist1975 August 21, 2021

Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

Geezerati 

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!
Geezerati by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards aliens.
Hey look at Jim over there in his UFO, what fucking greener đź‘˝
What's up my Greenaa
Greener by Alien Technology February 7, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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