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Greenport
a place filled with chain stores, potheads, alcoholics, smokers, creepy mexicans, dollar stores, gross whores pushing around babies in strollers, gritty park districts overflowing with drug paraphernalia, poseurs who think that being black and being emo is one and the same, people who start unpractical gang wars with you, police, gross school lunches, and just the general public who does not know how to socialize with the rest, of this normal, civilized world.
Maya: Yeah, Greenport's like ew. Don't go there.
Sally: Why not?
Maya: Have you seen the newspaper, the Suffolk times? It's constantly in the headlines.
Sally: ahh, wow. that's so lame. Greenport can just die.
Maya: It slowly is. Greenport is a ghost town during the winter months.
Sally: Oh, werd. I am definitely never chilling in Greenport.
Sally: Why not?
Maya: Have you seen the newspaper, the Suffolk times? It's constantly in the headlines.
Sally: ahh, wow. that's so lame. Greenport can just die.
Maya: It slowly is. Greenport is a ghost town during the winter months.
Sally: Oh, werd. I am definitely never chilling in Greenport.
Greenport by iknowthingsthatyoudon't January 10, 2012
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026