greeton

An informal expression of greeting with gratitude used by Dukes and miscellaneous rulers alike.

Duke: Greeton!
Me: Hail to thee Duke.

by dav0rd September 24, 2005

extra greeting

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.

“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”

by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

Gretton

A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.

Gretton massive

by Grettoner April 14, 2010

Greeting Radius

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.

Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009

greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.

Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."

by hawtcore December 12, 2010

greetin'

Tears/crying.

Past tense: grut.

Aye,I wis pure greetin' when I burned my eyes wi' my straighteners.

Laura wis overcome wi' emotion and grut fan she graduated in Fire Science.

by Ruth and Joanne May 12, 2008