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Greatone 

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''
Greatone by Josh July 24, 2003
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Greatone 

your off the hizzel
Get off me biznitch you can hang with the greatone.
Greatone by Anonymous October 19, 2003

conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.
'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.

greatorex 

i have become a greatorex
greatorex by alex G-rex May 13, 2005

Greatness 

Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan is the definition of greatness when it comes to basketball.
Greatness by Haussi.13 July 21, 2016

greatness 

greatness is an acquisition of status by the people who have contributed to an organization, group, or purpose that is greater than themselves. It is defined by the deeds of people that make this world a better place. To provide a purpose to those who have no purpose, and to sustain it, mitigate it from damage, and praise it in any way they can, while still maintaining their own dignity and greatness.
The greatness of man is apparent by its prosperity and conspiracy.
greatness by Erkthecrux November 24, 2009

America Cheeseburger Greatness Day 

Nov 4 Is National America Cheeseburger Greatness Day is when all Americans should go out and buy a cheeseburger
Man: Hey honey it's America Cheeseburger Greatness Day let's go get a cheeseburger
Woman: And do what add some more weight your already 300 pounds with diabetes do you want to commit suicide there are better ways to do that
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