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A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.
Gretton massive
Gretton by Grettoner April 14, 2010
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james gretton 

man i'm so James grettoning right now fuck that soup
james gretton by Souplover63er63ds January 16, 2018

ghettonomics 

The doctrine of questionable practices such as income tax & welfare fraud, cable television theft, offspring identity theft, narcotics and weapon trafficking, and the display of counterfeit mecrchandise apprarel and accessories, to name some examples.
'Shequa is a victim of ghettonomics, in which she's forced to use her 3 year old daughter's social security number to get utlities, claim additional kids to increase her state benefits, in order to sell the food benefits for .50 on the dollar for cash to cop a elbow of chronic to sell, since she's got piyli and can't get a regular job. Chances are, she'll end up at the swap meet trying to buy a knock off Doonie & Burke or Coach purse.
ghettonomics by TechieThugg July 25, 2008

Ghettonese 

A dialect of English spoken in the rougher neighborhoods of the US. It forgoes tenses, and adds the word "be" where it doesn't belong.

Not to be confused with hoodrat.
"Sometimes it be the ones who doesn't go to school who struggle as a kid in English class and have to learn to speak ghettonese"
Ghettonese by Theris March 21, 2020

ghettoness 

Too much ghettoness at this party.
ghettoness by imation September 23, 2003
a mix between ghetto and retto
gretto by hellopele February 6, 2009

ghettonized 

TO be ghetto in a fashion, to be pimped out beyond possible belief.
Man, that thurr car is ghettonized. Daaaammmmnnnn, check out teh rim on that thang!
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