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Joseph Greenall 

Joe is the man

Think of the man, that is joseph.

Joseph Greenall = EPIC
I want joseph Greenall. Give the people what they want.

Joe is a funny and quirky guy who will always be funny and quirky.

Two words to describe joseph = wacky and zany
He is like Adam Sandler, but funnier and ginger .
What Shakespeare is to drama, Joseph Greenall is to the ginger community.

Joe is a genuinely down to earth, nice guy.

If you want quality friendship. come on down to joseph Greenall enterprises. where for next 2 months, were offering 25% off ALL JOSEPH GREENALL FRIENDSHIPS

"I want the world to think I'm an angel" - joseph Greenall
"thank you" - joseph Greenall
"hahahahhahahahah" joseph Greenall
"is that it" - joseph Greenall

"stop writing about me now" - joseph Greenall
"now, dont forget the now" - joseph Greenall
dude 1 - "what is that?"
dude 2 - "What is that?? that's a bit on the nose isn't it. Very rude dude 1"
dude 1 - "oh sorry ill be more considerate next time"
dude 2 - "good, you know how amazing joseph Greenall is right?"
dude 1 - "yeah of course sorry, just a bit sleepy, Joe's great"

Ms GreenHall 

Person who smokes peppa says you think your so hood you TrIpPeN and wants to get on shrecki shrecki's big green cock. She also is indeed very hood she can rap but she won't do it dont get it twisted with rape.
Ms GreenHall:Are you sure you are SoOoOo Hood

Kid:Yes

Ms. Green Hall: YoU TrIpPiN

Yes
Ms GreenHall by shreckie lover 69 January 13, 2020

Greenwalled 

The act of finger blasting a woman while driving without asking for permission or setting it up ahead of time.
A friend of a friend gave me a ride home from the bar last night. Just after we turned onto Main Street he Greenwalled me!
Greenwalled by Tainttickl3er October 4, 2019

greenality

Greenality is a word that a colleague and I are coining. It will used in a book that we are currently writing. The meaning of it is the degree to which a project has considered environmental (green) factors that affect a project during the entire project life cycle. It contains two project management processes; (1) a plan to minimize the environmental impacts of a projects, and (2) the monitoring and controlling of the environmental impacts of the product of the project.

Greenality, like tonality, is something that moves along a scale. There will be measurements defined to determine what degree of greenality an organization has achieved.
Because Organization Y has considered these environmental factors during the planning of their current project, they have achieved a greenality of 75 on a scale of 100.
greenality by earthpm July 10, 2009

Greenwall Syndrome 

Greenwall Syndrome is when a fan of the Call of Duty league franchise "OpTic Gaming" becomes so obsessed with the team that all logic flies out the window

Symptoms include:
Agreeing with everything an OpTic player says
Making awful excuses about why OpTic lost a game (eg. "It was Rigged!")
Arguing with anyone on twitter who says OpTic isn't the best
That guy over there thinks that Scumpii is better than daddy AbeZy, he clearly has Greenwall Syndrome

greenballed 

When enviromental groups attempt to defame or financially or socially cause harm to anyone who disbelieves in global warming. Coined by the Cato Institute's Research Into Enviromental Studies.
That guy who works for the Weather Channel came out and said he thinks global warming is natural and the treehuggers greenballed the channel into firing him.
greenballed by Jason Paisley August 9, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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