Greenwalled 

The act of finger blasting a woman while driving without asking for permission or setting it up ahead of time.

A friend of a friend gave me a ride home from the bar last night. Just after we turned onto Main Street he Greenwalled me!

Greenwalled by Tainttickl3er October 4, 2019

greenwald 

To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.

Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on Twitter.

greenwald by Tapiola April 9, 2016

greenwald 

misrepresent a more intelligent person’s superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism

“You know someone's losing the argument when they greenwald their opponent"

greenwald by Matthew Andy Smith April 9, 2016

Alex Greenwald 

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"

Alex Greenwald by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018

Alex Greenwald 

Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.

Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."

Alex Greenwald by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009

Greenpilled 

When a person becomes an eco socialist

Joe:I’ve been greenpilled
Howie Hawkins: Thats so based comrade, lets go overthrow the capitalist institutions that are destroying our earth. Also whats your lastname

Greenpilled by Big_chungus_porn_enjoyer March 23, 2021

Greenwashed 

Someone that’s wealthy enough that their race/ethnicity/attractiveness/personality takes a backseat to their bank account.

Serena Williams married a white guy? He must be super greenwashed.

Greenwashed by jonahc224 November 30, 2019