greenballed 

When enviromental groups attempt to defame or financially or socially cause harm to anyone who disbelieves in global warming. Coined by the Cato Institute's Research Into Enviromental Studies.

That guy who works for the Weather Channel came out and said he thinks global warming is natural and the treehuggers greenballed the channel into firing him.

greenballed by Jason Paisley August 9, 2007

Greenwalled 

The act of finger blasting a woman while driving without asking for permission or setting it up ahead of time.

A friend of a friend gave me a ride home from the bar last night. Just after we turned onto Main Street he Greenwalled me!

Greenwalled by Tainttickl3er October 4, 2019

Greenpilled 

When a person becomes an eco socialist

Joe:I’ve been greenpilled
Howie Hawkins: Thats so based comrade, lets go overthrow the capitalist institutions that are destroying our earth. Also whats your lastname

Greenpilled by Big_chungus_porn_enjoyer March 23, 2021

greenallelo 

something or someone who is usually green

that greenallelo is blue today

greenallelo by IvanTheVann November 7, 2022

Greenpilled 

A mixture of conservative and liberal ideologies, being "greenpilled" encompasses many different values and beliefs:

- A belief in traditional family
- Helping the earth
- An awareness of and opposition to the failures of corporatism
- A hatred of pharmaceutical companies
- Advocacy for gardening and green living
- Supporting regenerative agriculture
- Advocating on behalf of indigenous populations
- Opposing Fascism
- The importance of masculinity
- The maintenance of faith
- Opposition to industry-tied science
- Ecoterrorism
- Opposing Communism
- Traditional sexuality
- Equal Rights
- Awareness of and opposition to government corruption
- Opposition to eating bugs and living in pods

"I just learned about the Monsanto papers, I'm totally greenpilled now"

Greenpilled by Jonathan Gunkus September 7, 2022

Greenball 

To break a financial engagement.

Dad, for my 20th birthday, was going to buy me a car, but when the time came he greenballed me.

Jose thought it was a good idea to buy the preschoolers ice-cream, but greenballed them at having to drop a twenty.

Son: Grandpa John is getting us tickets to WrestlePalooza!
Pop: Ah, that's a greenballer.

Greenball by cansecofan July 26, 2009

greenballs

The same as blueballs but when someone is a virgin.

To be a greenhorn in the sac and get blueballs.

That little fucker Brent got greenballs after going to the bikini expresso.

greenballs by snatchifer July 15, 2011