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Green weenie 

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Green weenie by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007

the green weenie 

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.
Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

green weenie 

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.
Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
green weenie by towgunner May 18, 2006

big green weenie

When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.
Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.

JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
big green weenie by salty pirate January 23, 2007

Big Green Weenie

Being completely screwed over, taking all sorts of crap, and being made to do rediculous shit.
SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.

Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.
Big Green Weenie by CST069 October 28, 2009