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Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Green weenie mug.Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Alcgagamos mug.An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.
Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Microcockman mug.When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Dickmatized mug.Derogatory term meaning “daddy”, used mainly in the bed by Latina women. What many men don’t know is that it’s a secret, powerful, and dangerous word we use in order to get you to bust your load upon immediate use. If we’re using this word it’s either because we want you to bust our walls down or because you’re destroying our pussy. Most commonly used when hitting it from the back, exercise with caution.
Person 1: “You like that Mami.”
Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”
“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”
Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”
“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Papi mug.Spanish term meaning “I want milk”. Mainly used by Latin women, if she sends you this she doesn’t really want milk....at least not that kind.Most Commonly used in conjunction with milk emoji.
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Quiero Leche mug.Young woman in her late teens to early twenties-who is already the mother of 2 to 5 plus children. She can be found in the late hours of the night swiping her ebt card or fiending for dick from the same type of guys who already pay her child support. She claims to do it all on her own but can’t even watch her own children who are typically covered in hot Cheeto dust reeking havoc and destruction.This girl can typically be found asking why no one wants to be with her or help her but we all know the reason. Most girls with these symptoms have daddy issues stay away at all cost.
Person 1: “ Can you believe this bitch I opened her fridge and the only thing she had was a pack of Coronas”
Person 2:“ Doesn’t she have kids?”
Person 1: “Yeah and 5 different baby daddies”
Person 2: “Fucking tampicomom”
Person 2:“ Doesn’t she have kids?”
Person 1: “Yeah and 5 different baby daddies”
Person 2: “Fucking tampicomom”
by Shdylatina August 30, 2019
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