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Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Green weenie mug.Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Alcgagamos mug.An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.
Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
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Person 1: Dude what’s up you’re really quiet this morning
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Sassy Veronica mug.Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Semper Fucked mug.Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the MRE mug.Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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