misfortune

bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet

by Adrianna Lazaro February 25, 2015

misfortunation

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

by Shadowkeeper June 2, 2005

Misfortune

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.

by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

misfortunate

Combination of misfortune and unfortunate.

"I broke my clavicle playing hockey"

"Misfortunate!"

by DagnyMTaggart October 8, 2009

Meno Misfortune

When an attractive woman reaches menopause

I really wanted her to have my babies. Such a meno misfortune

by VeryVisionary July 6, 2023

Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009