misfortune 

bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet

misfortune by Adrianna Lazaro February 24, 2015

Misfortune 

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.

Misfortune by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

Misfortune 

Someone not particularly attractive in any particular way whatsoever, socially clueless, small friend groups and a face and hair that he knows very well looks stupid, but can't do much to change it

"That guy is a misfortune, I ain't gonna budge him"

Misfortune by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

misfortune.gb 

misfortune.gb is an urban legend, a creepypasta, of a game that was made for the original gameboy system. unlike most gameboy games, it was not released on its own cartridge and instead was hidden within other games cartridges and could only be accessed by performing a certain sequence of events or by glitching into the game somehow.

the game consists of level filled with traps and death drops all the while being pursued by a demon that toys with the player characters emotions, and threatening to bring misfortune to any who fail at the game.

players who lost at the game were made to become very depressed, suicidal and even physically sick in some cases and this is what made the story a creepypasta. however, unlike many creepypastas, this was actually true. the hidden game featured a game over screen which showed a picture of the demon that pursues the player and the text "i am god here" written in blood whilst a horrible 8 bit soundtrack played. this music would only play upon losing and the frequencies of the music affected the minds of many people causing these "misfortunes" so to speak, to happen. this can be confirmed with the studies of musicology and psychology.

the game is near impossible to find but it is known to be in at least 5 different gameboy videogame cartridges.

links awakening is a known game to contain misfortune.gb
pokemon red is another.
so is puchi carat.

misfortune.gb by astroboy87 December 6, 2012

misfortune cookie 

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

misfortune cookie by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

misfortune porn 

porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno

misfortune porn by upursm8 February 3, 2020

misfortune venom 

the coolest superhero alive

Misfortune venom : Im not really into interracial anymore

misfortune venom by andreaisawhiteknight January 16, 2025