green lane 

The grassy green median strip on a highway. Sometimes used for emergency maneuvers.

This jerk has been hogging the passing lane for miles now!

Screw him, Dude! The Green Lane is wide open!

green lane by Wayne Bob October 21, 2008

Green Lane Farms 

A nice peaceful development in Marlton, NJ consisting of nobodies and old cranky people who should be living in a retirement community. Nothing ever happens here, except for the two fires two years ago that made it into the news. Most of the kids here have known each other all their lives, and always have each others back, so don't mess with them. Located conveniently near ritas waterice, amc 8, fridays and crispin square.

Those Green Lane Farms kids are soo badass.

Green Lane Farms by yomommaaaaa [; March 2, 2008

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Going to Greenland by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

Greenland 

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

Greenland by Gitarja August 26, 2020

Greenland 

Despite the name, Greenland is white with ice and snow.

Whiteland more like.

Greenland by B-Drac October 15, 2003

Greenland 

The world's largest island. Greenland is located in northeastern North America. The Atlantic Ocean and Iceland lie to Greenland's southeast; the Greenland Sea to the east; the Arctic Ocean to the north; Baffin Bay and Canada to the west. Nordost Rundingen, Greenland is the most easterly point of land in North America. And Kaffeklubben Island, Greenland is the most northerly point of land on earth. Greenlanders are mainly the descendants of Inuit and Danes. The official languages of Greenland are Greenlandic and Danish. Altough still a territory of Denmark, Greenland hopes to achieve independence within a couple of decades. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk.

I would love to relocate to an independent Greenland and become a Greenlandic citizen some day.

Greenland by SirLancelot January 28, 2006

Jack Greenland 

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.

"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."

Jack Greenland by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021