greenlanded

The manifestation of crude, vulgar or otherwise unforeseen result sets through the manipulatiion of vast amounts of super-granular user generated content. Usually to the chagrin of the greenlanded site.

By injecting the GPS signal those crackerjacks just gave cargo ship fellatio to the island of Manhattan! EPIC! Google Maps? GREENLANDED!

by aea09 June 24, 2009

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

Greenland

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

by Gitarja August 26, 2020

Greenland

Despite the name, Greenland is white with ice and snow.

Whiteland more like.

by B-Drac October 15, 2003

Greenland

The world's largest island. Greenland is located in northeastern North America. The Atlantic Ocean and Iceland lie to Greenland's southeast; the Greenland Sea to the east; the Arctic Ocean to the north; Baffin Bay and Canada to the west. Nordost Rundingen, Greenland is the most easterly point of land in North America. And Kaffeklubben Island, Greenland is the most northerly point of land on earth. Greenlanders are mainly the descendants of Inuit and Danes. The official languages of Greenland are Greenlandic and Danish. Altough still a territory of Denmark, Greenland hopes to achieve independence within a couple of decades. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk.

I would love to relocate to an independent Greenland and become a Greenlandic citizen some day.

by SirLancelot January 28, 2006

Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.

"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."

by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021

Greenland

A barren island territory.
Second largest island.
Territory of Denmark.
Capital is Godthab.

Greenland will become seperate from Denmark soon.

by The Geography Master October 7, 2003