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a well mannered teenager usually excelling in soccer
this kids seems just like a crispin!
by chschick February 19, 2009
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Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.
"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 01, 2004
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A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.
Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"
by sistafromanothamista1234 October 15, 2013
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When someone does something really stupid they are a 'Crispin'

OR

A butters/weird/annoying person
*falls down stairs*

Friend: LOL you are such a Crispin!!!

OR

Friend: hahaha that guy in the shop was such a Crispin!
by thandiwe February 07, 2012
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