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Short for "frontier arms" or the condition of having giant meat slab like triceps built up from common household tasks on the range. "Farms" are mostly found unexpectedly on otherwise reasonably proportioned woman. "Farms" usually indicate a girl who will grow fat as life progresses.
Dude, that chick you nailed last night was a chub. She had cankles and farms!
farms by chubby chaser February 4, 2007
Words you can keep
Fat + Arms = FARMS.
it's when your arms are fat but usually you're tall. and a cyborg. AND HAVE A NICE BODY. and wear hooker shorts.
SKANKY
Trevor likes very much to grab Christy's farms. He also bites them. but lower. so as to be not completely terrible.
Farms by DONNA HOFFMAN August 4, 2009
Holy fuck, Jonny. Look at the FARMS on that fatty!
Farms by TheBigManWaloper August 5, 2018
Speaking of farms...
Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔
Farms by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Farms? In berkeley? ....mooooo! 

Part of the classic iconic ad campaign from 1970 featuring the voice of Mel Blanc (bugs bunny) used to promote berkeley farms dairy products

This slogan can be used to convey positivity to give an "atta boy!"the equivalent of the oldskool "you go girl!"
I aced my chemistry final. Now I just have to do labs this summer and I'm done!
Person b:

Farms? In berkeley? ....mooooo!

Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
yoinkshire farms by Stampy October 28, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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