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Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".
"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Green Lake Time

Being on Green Lake Time (GLT) means that a person is visiting Green Lake, Wisconsin, or they are high and/or drunk.
Yo Mike, I'm on hella Green Lake Time right now.
Cheers boys, it's Green Lake Time now.
Anyone else on Green Lake Time?
Green Lake Time by l358 February 5, 2020

Greenland 

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.
My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR
Greenland by Gitarja August 26, 2020

Greenflame 

Greenflame is a popular LEGO Ninjago ship involving two of the main protagonists, Lloyd and Kai. It is so named as in the show, Lloyd is the "Green" Ninja and Kai possesses the ability to control fire. It is one of the only homosexual ships.
Ninjago Fangirl #1: I ship Greenflame!
Ninjago Fangirl #2: So do I!
Greenflame by Clazey J March 6, 2017

Green Lake 

Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.

Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.

Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"

"The Green Lake?"

"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
Green Lake by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Greenlee 

A beautiful female, usually high society. Spunky, a true original.
Greenlee is a trust fund baby.
Greenlee by cherryfairy August 12, 2009