greebed

When you suddenly grab someone or something in a quick manner.

"Did you see how that guy just greebed his girlfriend's hand?"

by picklegorl September 9, 2018

Draymond Greened

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.

by Heysloth June 20, 2016

Greebes

“Quite Possibly, the World’s Greatest Snack Food”

Hey dude did you see that commercial for Greebes the other day? A steak flavored chip sounds delicious!

by Ya boi Chance February 6, 2019

greened out

becoming so high that you puke. some people even turn green.

Dude, I totally greened out at Kaylee's place last week.

by lilith fair July 31, 2006

greered

To get so intoxicated one cannot function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

ex: Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

ex2: I got so Greered last night i somehow woke up to the cops on someones back pourch that i didnt know, without a clue as to where i was....

by Lake Travis December 31, 2007

Tom Greened

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015

Greened

When one smokes too much weed, one throws up, doesn’t feel well, or smokes too much and passes out.

Dude, I smoked so much last night I greened.

by Ah-Nah June 23, 2019