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Greeress 

The smell of stale beer.
I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.
Greeress by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020
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When you suddenly grab someone or something in a quick manner.
"Did you see how that guy just greebed his girlfriend's hand?"
greebed by picklegorl September 9, 2018
1) is the essence of beign kick-ass

2) the quintesetial example of being just great

3) signifying acts of rebellion and/or anarchy
That was so Greebel of you!

Jeez.. your so kool you should be a Greebel!
Greebel by Satan6191 April 29, 2008
A short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. This creature is quiet yet cocky and has a tiny penis.

Feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see McMuffin ). Most commonly found in smokers stinging people for fags, or sucking smooth man penis in 'Time Out'.

Sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: This is indubitably one slippery Bastard, with a tiny, tiny penis.
Greebs stop licking that window.
Oh Greebs.
Classic Greebs!
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if Greebs stopped bein such a pikey by robbing all my wood?
Greebs... Can't touch this.
Greebs it was just a joke chill... Greebs what are you doing? Greebs.. GREEBS!!! Ahhahaahhahahhaaa *muffled cries then silence*
Greebs by Anti-Coon February 25, 2011
A filthy sort of student who resembles a tramp.
"Get the gun Maw, there's a greeber on the lawn!"
Greeber by Blessypie January 7, 2004

Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
Ultimate Greebster by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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