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Greeress 

The smell of stale beer.
I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.
Greeress by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020
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When you suddenly grab someone or something in a quick manner.
"Did you see how that guy just greebed his girlfriend's hand?"
greebed by picklegorl September 9, 2018
1) is the essence of beign kick-ass

2) the quintesetial example of being just great

3) signifying acts of rebellion and/or anarchy
That was so Greebel of you!

Jeez.. your so kool you should be a Greebel!
Greebel by Satan6191 April 29, 2008
A short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. This creature is quiet yet cocky and has a tiny penis.

Feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see McMuffin ). Most commonly found in smokers stinging people for fags, or sucking smooth man penis in 'Time Out'.

Sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: This is indubitably one slippery Bastard, with a tiny, tiny penis.
Greebs stop licking that window.
Oh Greebs.
Classic Greebs!
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if Greebs stopped bein such a pikey by robbing all my wood?
Greebs... Can't touch this.
Greebs it was just a joke chill... Greebs what are you doing? Greebs.. GREEBS!!! Ahhahaahhahahhaaa *muffled cries then silence*
Greebs by Anti-Coon February 25, 2011
A filthy sort of student who resembles a tramp.
"Get the gun Maw, there's a greeber on the lawn!"
Greeber by Blessypie January 7, 2004

Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
Ultimate Greebster by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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