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1. vegetable oil used to power a diesel engine, also called SVO
2. a company selling kits to convert a diesel engine to run on vegetable oil, online at www.greasel.com
Remember that greasel is not biodiesel. Greasel is plain ol' veggie oil, but biodiesel is vegetable oil converted to diesel fuel by chemical treatment.
greasel by zachwolff November 11, 2003
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n. grease + oil. a synonym for bribe. while the oil smoothens the work for which bribe is given, the grease dirties your hand on account of giving/ taking bribe.
A realtor is giving me $1000 discount on this land, but I have to shell out $600 greasel to sanction my house plan. Heck, it means I'm saving only $400.
greasel by buzzer_71 February 25, 2010

greasefyre 

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.
Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.
greasefyre by Biodawg April 18, 2016

greasers' palace 

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.
Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.
greasers' palace by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Gypsy Grease 

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...

Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary
Man this chick has a dry pussy...

Just use some gypsy grease...
Gypsy Grease by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

Grease Burger 

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.
“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”
Grease Burger by Joe.mama September 23, 2019
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Me: Poggers!
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