grassau

A dude with a huge cock who slays lots of puss.

Susan is such a slut that she only goes for the grassau.

by Susie squirts October 19, 2019

Bradford Grasscut

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates throgu grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020

Grassalope

Refers to a person who is ideologically against eating meat, but does not enjoy the connotation associated with "vegetarian".

"Dude, you didn't touch your chicken, are you a vegetarian?"
" Vegetarians are scumbags, I am a majestic grassalope"

by VeggieVigilante March 15, 2009

grassfucker

A modification of fucker, most often used in the phrase "Hollywood grassfuckers" to refer to unskilled and/or timid Hollywood writers, producers, and directors who aspire only to mediocrity and, sometimes, achieve it.

"This is the most didactic, boring-ass self-serving piles of horseshit the Hollywood grassfuckers have put out in a long time." - Mr. Filthy on "Lord of War"

by Not a Grassfucker April 24, 2008

grassacre

the act of totally ruining the grass in a previously pristine lawn

combines the words grass and massacre

"oh crap, I totally committed grassacre on the lawn with that new trimmer"

"JoeRay's penchant for farming yards in his pickup was cut short when he was taken in for questioning related to a recent grassacre incident at Sunny Valley Retirement Village."

by mzlizz August 1, 2009

grasscutter

A person who sleeps with or hooks with another person's boyfriend/girlfriend. That person 'cut' someone's else grass; they did their job for them.

Jill: i totally cut Emma's grass last night...
Sarah: what, you got with her boyfriend jack?
Jill: yep..shes gonna hate me
Sarah: your such a grasscutter!

by sexy/impressionz March 20, 2008