Grassal

What you say when you are really strong

Jesper, you are really Grassal

by SourApplePie123 February 7, 2019

Charles Grassley

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.

Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

by Just_sayin' May 11, 2016

Grassley Rule

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.

Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule

by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017

Grasswalker

(n) the one unfortunate individual who doesn't fit in a line formed across a sidewalk by a group of walk-and-talkers (usually females). The individual(s) mentally refuse to walk in front or behind of the rest of their pack, as this will inevitably exclude them from conversation, so they walk in line, but on the grass by the sidewalk; or in extreme cases, off the curb and in the street.

Any passing stranger could clearly pick her out as the loser of the group, as she always assumed the role of grasswalker in their strolls about town.

by LLTenHK March 8, 2010

Grassling

A singular NCTzen with a lightstick coming from Mark Lee's description of NCTzens.

"Everybody looks like pretty grass,"-Mark Lee does that mean I'm a grassling?

by GRASSLING01 May 14, 2020

grasslighting

Gaslighting somebody by telling them they were high at the time and just imagined things.

"I thought I saw her cheating on me last night, but in the morning she said I was so high I was imagining things."
"Nah bro, she's grasslighting you."
"Wow that sucks. Still gonna toke though."

by Wake(man) & Bake(r), LLP November 30, 2016

Ass is Grassley

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018