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Grasstronaut 

Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!
Grasstronaut by wizdog July 14, 2010

grasscreamanitis

the invluntary action of screaming at every blade of grass you see. also, a fun game to play in the car with your parents or friends.
Jeffy - "Hey Billy look, a blade of grass!"
Billy - "AHHAHHHHHHGHAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHH"
Jeffy - "Wow, you have got to get that grasscreamanitis checked out"
grasscreamanitis by Mit Romney January 10, 2009

grasstronaut 

an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".
That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.
grasstronaut by samandjen September 4, 2008

grasstroll

the cool way to say asshole
Shut the fuck up you dirty grasstroll!
grasstroll by tboner00012 August 20, 2009

Gasstreak 

Gasstreak, (or gastrique) those annoying lines in your underwear; (often referred to as {sharts}). When you think your flatulence is going to be safe from the active passing of poo particles, but upon examination you discover the opposite. Resulting actions include disposal of your underwear, a quick shower, fresh clothes or any combination of the above. Can result in mudbutt.
I was crop dusting aisle 5 in the local superstore when I was overtaken by a obnoxious smell. I soon discovered I had gasstreak
Gasstreak by gastrique November 16, 2019

grassmere 

area full of inbred fat crackpots
amileigh starkey lives in grassmere because her mum gets benefits to buy heroin