oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Opium Boulder phase 1

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020