Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

DJ Salad

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

pee

another word for urine

I need to go pee

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Baby Boomer meat locker

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020