Tablecloth_wanker's definitions

grandmother heroin

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage

yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Peanut scream fest

a yearly event occurring in April, the peanut scream fest is a festival that, of course, has peanuts, peanut butter and other peanut products sold at various stands. On the last day of this 3 day event, there is a competition in which contestants scream at the top of their lungs at pile of peanuts. The winner receives a cash prize.

hey! you going to peanut scream fest this weekend?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020