35 definitions by Tablecloth_wanker

Lord ShatterHeart

The lord of breaking hearts

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Opium Boulder phase 1

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Pork chop hanky panky

when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom

thats some pork chop hanky panky

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

carcass pep rally

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul

frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live

yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020