Definitions by Tablecloth_wanker

Rigatoni Hostage 

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage

yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

Rigatoni Hostage by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

grandmother heroin 

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

grandmother heroin by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

Graphite monk perfume by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Battlefront baby defender 

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

Battlefront baby defender by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Emergency beer bulge 

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

Emergency beer bulge by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Peanut scream fest 

a yearly event occurring in April, the peanut scream fest is a festival that, of course, has peanuts, peanut butter and other peanut products sold at various stands. On the last day of this 3 day event, there is a competition in which contestants scream at the top of their lungs at pile of peanuts. The winner receives a cash prize.

hey! you going to peanut scream fest this weekend?

Peanut scream fest by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Semen beef challenge 

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

Semen beef challenge by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020