grantwell

A godlike creature who’s weapon is a slingshot and can run 150 mph with a little man following close behind.

Whoa who is that?!
That’s Grantwell he’s a god

Who’s that man behind him

Yeah that’s his mini me

by Cloudclaudcib July 3, 2022

Gruntswell

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.

Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?

by BenGordon October 18, 2011

grantmilliken

it is a device to massage your anus

i love to use a grantmilliken

by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

gruntwilligar

Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski, patron saint of alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup, knows all and sees all.He has a website that is badly out of date, but his spirit lives on in the aforementioned newsgroup.

If you need to know something, Gruntwilligar is sure to have the answer for you.

by ACME December 15, 2004

Grandell

Grandell is usually a surname associated with a daddys girl, craving attention and is very social and attractive, seductive and playing hard to get. No match for a typical Johansson. Grandells are often really sore losers and must win at any expense (often cheating).

That Grandell girl is a really hard nut to crack, I'd like to have a bite of the soft bits.

by whoopsidaisy November 23, 2013

Gradwell

The moment of realisation that the only literature available at the sperm donation centre is a copy of Hello magazine.

I went to the sperm bank yesterday and experienced a totalgradwell. They need better material - it took 20 minutes to get wood due to the feature on Camilla Parker Bowles

by Dick Nevine June 4, 2009

Gandwell

The main character of Lord of the Bible, written by an undiscovered "genius" (idiot). The stories something to do with Cheeseland and is all a bit odd, until Gandwell back hands a wolverine. :L

Have you read that novel about Gandwell, it's a bit meh.

by The great mushroom picker December 13, 2010