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Gruntswell 

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.
Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?
Gruntswell by BenGordon October 18, 2011

grantmilliken 

it is a device to massage your anus
i love to use a grantmilliken

gruntwilligar

Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski, patron saint of alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup, knows all and sees all.He has a website that is badly out of date, but his spirit lives on in the aforementioned newsgroup.
If you need to know something, Gruntwilligar is sure to have the answer for you.
gruntwilligar by ACME December 15, 2004

Grandell 

Grandell is usually a surname associated with a daddys girl, craving attention and is very social and attractive, seductive and playing hard to get. No match for a typical Johansson. Grandells are often really sore losers and must win at any expense (often cheating).
That Grandell girl is a really hard nut to crack, I'd like to have a bite of the soft bits.
Grandell by whoopsidaisy November 23, 2013

Gradwell 

The moment of realisation that the only literature available at the sperm donation centre is a copy of Hello magazine.
I went to the sperm bank yesterday and experienced a totalgradwell. They need better material - it took 20 minutes to get wood due to the feature on Camilla Parker Bowles
Gradwell by Dick Nevine June 4, 2009

Gandwell 

The main character of Lord of the Bible, written by an undiscovered "genius" (idiot). The stories something to do with Cheeseland and is all a bit odd, until Gandwell back hands a wolverine. :L
Have you read that novel about Gandwell, it's a bit meh.
Gandwell by The great mushroom picker December 13, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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