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Gladwell 

Gladwell is a very sweet friendly happy girl who loves smile and helping everyone
I met Gladwell in the mall today
Gladwell by don't judge December 26, 2016

natalie gladwell

she is a beautiful girl who has a fatty and has brown hair and blond tips and is very tall .she will have a great guy usually starting with the letter "A".anybody will be lucky to have her as a best friend .she is very very very shy at first but u will get used to it lol.
"wow! there goes Natalie Gladwell with her boyfriend and best friend .wish i was her"

Malcolm Gladwell 

Author of several bestselling books that manage to turn a wide range of fascinating subjects into vacuous nonsense that is easily marketable to the general public.
I wish Malcolm Gladwell had just stuck to writing for the New Yorker because his essays can be cool but reading his books is like being five years old and getting talked down to by an arrogant adult who's in way over his head and thinks you're too dumb to recognize that fact.

OR

Malcolm Gladwell is a genius at branding and self-marketing, much like the equally shallow and misguided Tom Friedman.
Malcolm Gladwell by noodles66 May 29, 2009

Bill Gladwell 

Bill Gladwell is "The Hypnotist".

Bill is called the master manipulator of thoughts and behavior, and you realize why from the first moment you meet him.

Bill is able to predict and influence people's thoughts and actions with covert suggestion, manipulate their decision-making process, and read unconscious signs that indicate what a person is thinking.

By combining hypnosis, NLP, psychology, and directed awareness with twenty years of focused attention on the study and application of advanced mind control techniques; Bill creates an intimate performance that you will never forget.
Bill Gladwell made that guy forget his name, and he thought a talking poodle was following him around helping him to remember.
Bill Gladwell by HypnoBill March 31, 2009

gladwell 

a slang term referring to a penis being squashed between two kneecaps in a sexual bdsm sex position

the force of a gladwell is not yet defined but if taken to extremes could end up with no penis at all however a light gladwell is still called a gladwell with no disearnable difference
"hey you want a gladwell"

"no that would hurt"

"indeed it would"

"well would it"

"how can i tell you as i cannot define the energy in which the act may be performed"

"indeed"
gladwell by danny the love vaginal August 30, 2009

Ollie Gladwell 

The Biggest Stud ever, aboustle slayer of all
Houses
“One day I want to be as big as a stud as Ollie Gladwell’
Ollie Gladwell by JN1818 October 2, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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