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Purple Haired Emo that wears G-Strings.
"oh noes a grantus!"
grantus by GrantusE January 14, 2009
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van grants 

A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.
Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.
van grants by Vangirl March 17, 2008
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Grantsville 

A tiny, tiny town in northern Utah with only one stop light. Where every business fails (due to the lack of people to sustain them), we have a failing education system, and where the only thing to do is go to Tooele. Please see Tooele to truely grasp the boring-esque.
Person1: There's nothing to do out here in Grantsville!
Person2: ....Wanna go to Tooele?
1: Naw, dude I just got back.
2: Oh, wanna see the picture I colored in Science class today?

Grants Pass

A small town in Oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. Named one of Time Magazine's top five places to retire in the United States (along with, oddly enough, Ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the United States).
One: Where you from?
Two: Do I have to tell you?
One: Oh, you're from Grants Pass huh?
Grants Pass by Crystalann August 1, 2008

Granteus 

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.
Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking
Granteus by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

Grantswer 

An answer that is technically correct but is in no sense useful.
What's this network cable used for ? Grant would say "connecting computers" Which is in no way useful when i already know what a network cable is used for. This is a pure example of a Grantswer
Grantswer by DatGuyWelbeckHD November 12, 2019

Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.
Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism
Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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