grantus

Purple Haired Emo that wears G-Strings.

"oh noes a grantus!"

by GrantusE January 14, 2009

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van grants

A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.

Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.

by Vangirl March 17, 2008

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A tiny, tiny town in northern Utah with only one stop light. Where every business fails (due to the lack of people to sustain them), we have a failing education system, and where the only thing to do is go to Tooele. Please see Tooele to truely grasp the boring-esque.

Person1: There's nothing to do out here in Grantsville!
Person2: ....Wanna go to Tooele?
1: Naw, dude I just got back.
2: Oh, wanna see the picture I colored in Science class today?

by pleasegetmeouttahere April 16, 2011

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Grants Pass

A small town in Oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. Named one of Time Magazine's top five places to retire in the United States (along with, oddly enough, Ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the United States).

One: Where you from?
Two: Do I have to tell you?
One: Oh, you're from Grants Pass huh?

by Crystalann August 1, 2008

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Granteus

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.

Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking

by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

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Grantswer

An answer that is technically correct but is in no sense useful.

What's this network cable used for ? Grant would say "connecting computers" Which is in no way useful when i already know what a network cable is used for. This is a pure example of a Grantswer

by DatGuyWelbeckHD November 12, 2019

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