grantus 

Purple Haired Emo that wears G-Strings.

"oh noes a grantus!"

grantus by GrantusE January 14, 2009

van grants 

A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.

Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.

van grants by Vangirl March 17, 2008

Grantsville 

A tiny, tiny town in northern Utah with only one stop light. Where every business fails (due to the lack of people to sustain them), we have a failing education system, and where the only thing to do is go to Tooele. Please see Tooele to truely grasp the boring-esque.

Person1: There's nothing to do out here in Grantsville!
Person2: ....Wanna go to Tooele?
1: Naw, dude I just got back.
2: Oh, wanna see the picture I colored in Science class today?

Grantsville by pleasegetmeouttahere April 16, 2011

Grants Pass

A small town in Oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. Named one of Time Magazine's top five places to retire in the United States (along with, oddly enough, Ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the United States).

One: Where you from?
Two: Do I have to tell you?
One: Oh, you're from Grants Pass huh?

Grants Pass by Crystalann August 1, 2008

Granteus 

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.

Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking

Granteus by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

Grantswer 

An answer that is technically correct but is in no sense useful.

What's this network cable used for ? Grant would say "connecting computers" Which is in no way useful when i already know what a network cable is used for. This is a pure example of a Grantswer

Grantswer by DatGuyWelbeckHD November 12, 2019

Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004