Granteus

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.

Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking

Granteus by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

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grantus

Purple Haired Emo that wears G-Strings.

"oh noes a grantus!"

grantus by GrantusE January 14, 2009

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Grandeus

Officer who buys Odin's for other officers, in the Holiday spirit.

I want to be like Grandeus when I grow up.

Grandeus by Waylonp88 October 26, 2018

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Grandeus

Grandeus is the in between for Big and Grandiose

"How was your night with him?"
"It was so good! His cock was so grandeus!"

Grandeus by TheAlphaSigmussy March 1, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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