Definitions by ChizzGod
Granteus
Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.
Gauntlet
A ritual usually performed for initiation or as a punishment in waterpolo. All the players line up to form a corridor, and one player attempts to swim through. This player is then kicked and punched as he tries to swim through. Common injuries from this include broken ribs, concussions and internal bleeding in the rectum.
How the fuck did you miss that shot, that deserves a gauntlet!
Doctor: *examining prostate* Have you been sexually abused in the last 12 months?
Patient: Nah I just joined a waterpolo club and had to run the gauntlet.
Doctor: *examining prostate* Have you been sexually abused in the last 12 months?
Patient: Nah I just joined a waterpolo club and had to run the gauntlet.