a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.

My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire

Grantaire by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015

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van grants

A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.

Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.

van grants by Vangirl March 17, 2008

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grandtastic

adj. a combination of "grand" and "fantastic" used to describe extraordinarily wonderful or exciting happenings

1. I just know the dance this Friday is going to be grandtastic!

2. I got an A on the test-this is grandtastic!

3. Isn't it grandtastic that our team just won the championship?!

grandtastic by Autumn K. December 10, 2007

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Grantsville

A tiny, tiny town in northern Utah with only one stop light. Where every business fails (due to the lack of people to sustain them), we have a failing education system, and where the only thing to do is go to Tooele. Please see Tooele to truely grasp the boring-esque.

Person1: There's nothing to do out here in Grantsville!
Person2: ....Wanna go to Tooele?
1: Naw, dude I just got back.
2: Oh, wanna see the picture I colored in Science class today?

Grantsville by pleasegetmeouttahere April 16, 2011

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Gr-ah'nass

A danish word that means "Du er et miserabelt individ og jeg ønsker dig intet ringere end døden"

(roughly translates to: you're a miserable individual and I wish you nothing more than death)

Use:
1: Hey man, I like your shirt

2: Granas

granas by Julles June 14, 2017

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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