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Gruntswell 

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.
Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?
Gruntswell by BenGordon October 18, 2011
An abnormally small line of cocaine
Oh! I see we have a granter
Granter by Bjornski June 19, 2021

Grantsexual 

Adult/mature slang for being a straight man, who is strangely attracted to, or is 'turned on' by the 'tip', or the glans of the penis.
I'm a Grantsexual, can I peek at your tip? No, not the whole thing!
Grantsexual by jakisonr June 23, 2017

granster 

1. you know your a GRANSTER when you play vicious traditions at least a couple times a week and pretend your Mr. Brooks.
2. you know your a GRANSTER when you repeadtly throw knives at things/ stab things.
3. you know your a GRANSTER when you cut your own boxers with a knife to relieve your self of a weggy.
-this problem is curable, and for anyone who suffers from it i strongly recommend you get immediate help.
granster by taylor4444 December 24, 2007

granther 

A man in his late 50s or older that has grandkids and is divorced, widowered, or single. He also frequents local establishments looking for women his kids age, or even younger (his grandkids' age). This man is still on his "game" (due to advances in modern medicine usually perscribed). Recognizable by a scotch in one hand and his black card in the other. His golden chain entwined in his executive silver chest hair protruding from his unbuttoned shirt.
Hugh Hefner has been a granther to many of the women he has had in the past 20 years.
granther by Sooner07 December 28, 2007

Grantler 

A sexual move where multiple men stick their genitals into the anus and nose of other men in hopes of making them grunt.
Jake pops his 19 inch steamy dick into his mate, making him a grantler.