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An answer that is technically correct but is in no sense useful.

What's this network cable used for ? Grant would say "connecting computers" Which is in no way useful when i already know what a network cable is used for. This is a pure example of a Grantswer

Grantswer by DatGuyWelbeckHD November 12, 2019

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Gruntswell

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.

Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?

Gruntswell by BenGordon October 18, 2011

Related Words

Grantswer • granter • grangster • granster • granther • Grantsexual • ganswer • Grantler • grantwell • Gruntswell

Granter

An abnormally small line of cocaine

Oh! I see we have a granter

Granter by Bjornski June 19, 2021

Grantsexual

Adult/mature slang for being a straight man, who is strangely attracted to, or is 'turned on' by the 'tip', or the glans of the penis.

I'm a Grantsexual, can I peek at your tip? No, not the whole thing!

Grantsexual by jakisonr June 23, 2017

granster

someone who is addicted to knives.

1. you know your a GRANSTER when you play vicious traditions at least a couple times a week and pretend your Mr. Brooks.
2. you know your a GRANSTER when you repeadtly throw knives at things/ stab things.
3. you know your a GRANSTER when you cut your own boxers with a knife to relieve your self of a weggy.
-this problem is curable, and for anyone who suffers from it i strongly recommend you get immediate help.

granster by taylor4444 December 24, 2007

granther

A man in his late 50s or older that has grandkids and is divorced, widowered, or single. He also frequents local establishments looking for women his kids age, or even younger (his grandkids' age). This man is still on his "game" (due to advances in modern medicine usually perscribed). Recognizable by a scotch in one hand and his black card in the other. His golden chain entwined in his executive silver chest hair protruding from his unbuttoned shirt.

Hugh Hefner has been a granther to many of the women he has had in the past 20 years.

granther by Sooner07 December 28, 2007

Grantler

A sexual move where multiple men stick their genitals into the anus and nose of other men in hopes of making them grunt.

Jake pops his 19 inch steamy dick into his mate, making him a grantler.

Grantler by jakepaulnigvagina June 6, 2018

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026