grantar 

A stay at home dad, computer addicted

turtle who eats fat pieces of cheese

The grantar is over there

grantar by Lockerboi17 January 2, 2018

Grantaire 

a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.

My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire

Grantaire by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015

Granary 

An old people's home.

I'm heading over to the granary this afternoon to see Great Grandma Mabel.

Granary by Les goddams October 3, 2020

Granarchy 

The elders people of every age with honest, relevant experience to offer, without humility or ego coming together consciously as a Tribe to create a better future than we inherited. Health? Screwed. Education? Screwed. Housing? Screwed. And so on. If you're not happy with it, and do something about it in a considered and open collective, you're a granarchist

I started to wonder why we trusted kids with lower combined IQs than our individual ages to make decisions that always seem to affect our kids more than theirs..and decided the time was ripe for a bit of granarchy.

Granarchy by Granarchist 🙈🙊 June 7, 2018

Granter

An abnormally small line of cocaine

Oh! I see we have a granter

Granter by Bjornski June 19, 2021

grantalope 

A majestic, beautiful,one of a kind creature. He doesn't always listen to logic but he's an incredible friend that everyone loves. A grantalope is someone you want in your life

God I love grantalope

grantalope by Strange person October 27, 2017

Grantage 

being well satisfied by a well endowed handsome womaniser of a guy. Left weak at the knees and fulfilled in every way.....All your sexual wishes come true....

Pedra, I had some serious grantage last night i was walking like John Wayne...

Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.

Grantage by spuderick December 26, 2009