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Granarchy 

The elders people of every age with honest, relevant experience to offer, without humility or ego coming together consciously as a Tribe to create a better future than we inherited. Health? Screwed. Education? Screwed. Housing? Screwed. And so on. If you're not happy with it, and do something about it in a considered and open collective, you're a granarchist
I started to wonder why we trusted kids with lower combined IQs than our individual ages to make decisions that always seem to affect our kids more than theirs..and decided the time was ripe for a bit of granarchy.
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Granarchy 

an uprising by senior citizens with the intent to bring about the destruction of western society
There was granarchy at the retirement home.
Granarchy by zombeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 26, 2011
I'm heading over to the granary this afternoon to see Great Grandma Mabel.
Granary by Les goddams October 3, 2020

branarchy 

noun - A chaotic occurrence wherein a sizable group of people overindulges in high-fiber breakfast foods, only to discover shortly thereafter that there is a single available toilet.
Fearing branarchy, the stewardess manning the flight's food cart wisely decided to withhold the bran muffins after the plane's forward bathrooms were put out of service.
Transgender Anarchy: A sociopolitical movement combining aspects of radical queer politics and anarchy.
The genderqueer kid had "tranarchy" buzzed into the side of zir mohawk.
Tranarchy by jackbnimble17 March 29, 2010

That squirrels granary is full 

Used to describe traits of a female's body that could be considered pleasing to the opposite sex. ( i.e. the "Full Package")
Dang! THAT squirrels granary is full! Ya know what I'm saying?!

grabarczyk 

The blood family of the second king of Poland and the name of the first male prostitute bar in the world.
A way the word is defined is "Hey girl want to go to The Grabarczyk's "
grabarczyk by totally_not_Reece69 December 1, 2016
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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