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granolier than thou 

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it
I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.
granolier than thou by pitou January 19, 2008

Granbler 

A grandma or grandpa who loves to gamble.
Las Vegas is more fun than Laughlin because there aren't as many granblers!
Granbler by Knoc_Turnal October 20, 2015

grangler 

A person (male or female) who takes a liking to 70's color schemes - mainly oranges, browns and tans.
grangler by George Hower October 10, 2007

Grantler 

A sexual move where multiple men stick their genitals into the anus and nose of other men in hopes of making them grunt.
Jake pops his 19 inch steamy dick into his mate, making him a grantler.

granoley 

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.
Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.
granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016

granolesque 

Having the attributes of granola.
He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.
granolesque by lady j March 16, 2005