granoley Share definition Flag Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them. Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner. granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the granoley mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch