granolesque 

Having the attributes of granola.

He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.

granolesque by lady j March 16, 2005

Granolescence 

The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.

His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.

Granolescence by lady j March 16, 2005