grangy
Delarosa! I got crabs from Craig's grandma in a grangy at the grand jaw ballroom. They were hooking up hummers with gummers.
grangy by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010
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grangy
A grandad who s a god like human and admired by all around him. being called grandad simply isnt enough.
grangy by grandson of grangy June 29, 2021
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grangy • granny • gangy • granny panties • grangers • Grandy • Granny Tranny • granky • grangle • Grange
pump granny
A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
Pump Granny
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022
pump granny
A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
Granny Awards
An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)
Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:
Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young
-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.
Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age
-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.
How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy
* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!
Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young
-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.
Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age
-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.
How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy
* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!
Granny Awards by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014
Extreme Granny
An expression Phil Lester used in the "SPOOKY WEEK BEGINS! Dan and Phil Play:GRANNY" where phil says to not google 'extreme granny'.
Extreme Granny by imdeadinsidehaha October 26, 2018
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