4 definitions by Brian Mahaffey

Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 10, 2010

Lim Ricker

The art of wearing company colors in the means of team spirit while being a total Rim Licker.

Craig stop distributing that company propaganda with hostile intent you lim ricker.

by Brian Mahaffey November 23, 2010

Strawberry Waffle

The act of ordering a sissy ass menu item and acting like your still a man.

Joel are you ordering that strawberry waffle again? Gosh your such a woman!

by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009

grangy

Group orgy consisting of woman whom can get the senior discount at IHOP.

Delarosa! I got crabs from Craig's grandma in a grangy at the grand jaw ballroom. They were hooking up hummers with gummers.

by Brian Mahaffey December 10, 2010