Grandy

Slang for $1000.

Plural: Grandies

I dropped a grandy on this new suit, but it was totally worth it.

by nickdotxam May 15, 2014

grandy

Rolling your eyes in the back of your head as a response to annoyance or stupidity of another persons questions or remarks.

I totally did a Grandy when she just asked where the any key was on the keyboard.

by J-9 February 15, 2007

grandy

Grandy: Clever name for a grandfather whose first name is Randy.

With the name Randy, I enjoy the fun double meaning when my grandchildren call me Grandy.

by Sheepdog7 October 25, 2017

grandy

an authentic lifestyle that is followed by real morals and values

have a grandy day!

by grandyrich August 2, 2022

Grandy

The grandy is a highly deviant solo-sexual activity in which the (most commonly male) participant gives himself a handy after soaking his hand in water in order to develop wrinkles and simulate the tactile sensation of an old man or woman's hand.
The grandy can be used in conjunction with other common solo-sex acts committed mainly by men such as the stranger.

"I soaked my hands in my warm soapy tub for an hour in preperation for a kick-ass grandy."

by Panzerthrice October 13, 2008

Grandy

A portmanteau of 'grand' and 'handy', referring to a handjob where she also tickles your anus.

After plowing her ass last night, my girlfriend gave me a grandy to finish me off and my cum hit the roof!

by MikeySteele July 1, 2022

Grandy

The act of lighting your bowl, one hitter, bong, etc with a sweetly flavored cigar and then taking a hit of the cigar.

side note: doing an insane smoke signal after both hits is highly suggested.

This word evolved from the fictional character of Chris Grandy played by Jim Gaffigan.

Jamie and Molly are so classy they lite their bowls of Master Kush with the end of wine flavored cigars and then hit the cigar too. mhmm. They hit that Grandy good.

by Jimes Chumbus December 10, 2010