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Granch - is a term used more commonly that 'Grandad/Grandfather' through the Welsh Valleys. Whi invented it? No-one is entirely sure, but a Granch is one of the best people you will find.
Granch/Grancha/Granchy, would I be able to have a pound for the shop please?
granch by Manc. February 5, 2017

MP-Granch 

Wow nice MP-Granch
MP-Granch by Dftbr November 25, 2021

grinchmas 

A feeling of disgust caused by the over-commercialization of Christmas.
A feeling of grinchmas overwhelmed me as I tried to grocery shop in December.
grinchmas by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.
That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!
Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.
"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.
Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Grinchmer 

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has recruited Santa Claus to enforce Covid restrictions in a recent tweet.
What else has Grinchmer closed today?
Grinchmer by The Noble Plodder December 17, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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