Goobershanker's definitions

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

lemon yellow pee

1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.

1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...

by Goobershanker September 19, 2007

shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

The H is O

Short for "The Heat Is On," which is the name of a song by Glenn
Most likely derived from the name of a short movie-type skit from Saturday Night Live, starring Ben Stiller, Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, and Will Ferrell as Glenn Frey. If you have not seen this skit, I highly recommend it -- it is absolutely hilarious!

The H is O, man...the H is O...

by goobershanker April 7, 2004

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

rez

Native American slang for "reservation," as in "on the Indian reservation."

Ayy, there's always a party Saturday night on the rez, man.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004