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rez
Native American slang for "reservation," as in "on the Indian reservation."
Ayy, there's always a party Saturday night on the rez, man.
by goobershanker April 06, 2004

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Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.
I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!
by Goobershanker March 07, 2007

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An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.
Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
by goobershanker April 06, 2004

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Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker July 27, 2006

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Short for "The Heat Is On," which is the name of a song by Glenn
Most likely derived from the name of a short movie-type skit from Saturday Night Live, starring Ben Stiller, Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, and Will Ferrell as Glenn Frey. If you have not seen this skit, I highly recommend it -- it is absolutely hilarious!
The H is O, man...the H is O...
by goobershanker April 07, 2004

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YP = Your Problem
MP = My Problem
Girl: Hey! You came, but I haven't yet! That's not fair!

Guy: That's a YP, not an MP, baby! C'ya, I'm outta here!
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Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.
Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
by goobershanker April 06, 2004

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