An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.
Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
by goobershanker April 06, 2004
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker July 27, 2006
Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
by goobershanker April 06, 2004
by Goobershanker September 11, 2007
1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.
2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.
2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.
by Goobershanker September 05, 2007
A combination of the word web (as in the world wide web) and debutante. Closely related to celebutante.
by Goobershanker September 24, 2007
Heard this on the "Mark & Brian Radio Program" this morning. I believe it's short for "I appreciate it," as in "Gee, thanks." Better used sarcastically.
by goobershanker March 01, 2005