shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 06, 2004

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker July 27, 2006

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 06, 2004

snotitude

A combination of the words snotty and attitude, used to describe a person with a snotty attitude.

Girl 1: Where'd you get your clothes, Goodwill?

Girl 2: Where'd you get your snotitude?

by Goobershanker September 11, 2007

lemon yellow pee

1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.

1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...

by Goobershanker September 05, 2007

webutante

A combination of the word web (as in the world wide web) and debutante. Closely related to celebutante.

Cindy Margolis is a washed up webutante.

by Goobershanker September 24, 2007

prish

Heard this on the "Mark & Brian Radio Program" this morning. I believe it's short for "I appreciate it," as in "Gee, thanks." Better used sarcastically.

Person 1: You're as dumb as a bag of hammers!

Person 2: Prish!

by goobershanker March 01, 2005